Sunday, 11 August 2013

Two Short Stories (Too-short stories?)


These are two short stories written from prompts on my FB Creative Writing group. I'm really having fun doing these. They are written quickly and not 'polished'. Enjoy!


Prompt: She realised something was wrong as soon as she opened the door……

Thank goodness she was home. It had been a long and demanding day both physically and mentally. She hated working a Saturday shift. Why didn’t people visit their GP’s during the normal working week when their ingrowing toenails and haemorrhoids actually played them up rather than stoically storing it all up for the walk-in centre on a Saturday?  Their stoicism didn’t last till the weekend, did it? Oh no. Come Saturday afternoon it suddenly became unbearable and there they all were, lined up in front of her window, whinging and moaning that the queue was longer than that at Asda and they needed to get home before the old man got back from football. Still, she was home now. She rooted through her bag for her front door key, minutes away from a nice cup of tea. She was on a promise tonight. Not that! Sixty was too old for that sort of promise. At their age it needed planning. She snorted in affectionate amusement. No – Gerry had promised to cook tonight so she could put her feet up and be treated like a Queen. She found her key at last. It was funny that no-one had realised she was there – they were usually alert for her bus going past having dropped her off. She realised something was wrong as soon as she opened the door. Darkness. Darkness and silence. All the doors from the hallway were closed and the usual sounds of the TV downstairs and a ghetto blaster from the boys upstairs were missing. Worst of all, not even the dog was there to meet her with his silly smile and wagging tail. She stood stock still and breathed shallowly.
            ‘Hello?’
Her voice sounded a little lost against the density of the waiting silence, too thin to do more than scratch its surface. She tried again;
            ‘Gerry? Boys?  Butch?’
Her ears pricked as she thought she heard a distant whine, instantly cut short. What to do? Should she phone the police? How foolish would she feel if they all turned up, lights flashing, sirens wailing, neighbours goggling only to find that Gerry and the boys had walked the dog down to the local shops to pick up something they needed for dinner. Her hand groped for the light switch and she took a deep breath, steadying herself before she stepped into the hallway. She took off her coat and realised that, as usual, there was nowhere to hang it. All the pegs were full. Oh god. Were the family lying unconscious – or worse -  behind one of those closed, forbidding doors, having come across a burglar in mid spree? They wouldn’t have gone anywhere on a night like this without their coats.
            ‘Silly. Silly silly silly’.
She’d go and make herself that cup of tea, sit herself down for five minutes and then they’d be home. Her footsteps echoed ominously on the laminate of the hallway. It was lovely for keeping clean but not so good when it reminded you of the sound effects in a second rate horror movie. She reached out towards the door handle and slowly, slowly opened the door. The silence thickened; the darkness beyond the door was exaggerated by the light seeping in from the hallway; she pushed the door wide and as she stepped through –
            ‘Surprise!’
The suddenness of the light momentarily blinded her; the blast of sound confused. She looked round open-mouthed at the row of glasses raised in her direction, the glistening teeth of the smiles ranged behind.
            ‘Happy Birthday, darling’
            ‘Happy Birthday, Mum’
            ‘Happy Birthday, Josie’
And finally the dog was there, freed from the hand firmly around his muzzle, wagging and whining and leaning on her leg.



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Prompt: How did you and your partner meet?

PM from me to my bestie:-

OMG! OMG!  OMG! I can’t believe I have met him. At last. Mr. Right.  Mr. Perfect. Mr. Scrummy-Yummy-Yumptious (hyphenated, of course!) It really is about time. I mean, honestly! How many Mr. Wrongs can you go through before you just give up? 

I met him on that website. You know ‘No strangers, no dangers’. I was in the chat room with the girls and a couple of lads from up North somewhere (Chelsea fans – LOL – no chance there) and he PM’d me. He is sooooo dishy. Over six foot (he’ll make me look small even in those four inch heels) with black hair, just a bit of gray at the sides. He says the men in his family always go gray young. I said he’ll look like my Dad except my Dad isn’t old enough for gray hairs yet even though he says we are enough to give him plenty. Anyways, you are the only person I can tell at the mo. He says we need to take things slowly because he’s been hurt plenty in the past and it’s better if we just keep it between ourselves for now. That’s why we haven’t actually met yet. But he is so romantic. We spend hours just talking – Mum and Dad keep asking why I look so tired. LOL. If only they knew! He can’t use his webcam at the moment so I haven’t seen him in real life. He’s living with his Mum because she is quite old and until they can get her into a home he has to look after her. He says he’s embarrassed at the state of the place and that’s the other reason he can’t invite me round yet. Obviously he can’t come round here. I mean – hello! Can you imagine the faces on the oldies????  He loves my webcam though. He thinks it’s really funny how pink and girly my bedroom is and he laughs when he sees me in Disney jim jams. He says I look like a little girl! Bloody cheek!! He’s suggested a hotel for a night. This is top top secret. You have to promise not to tell anyone – I mean no-one at all . I’m going to say I’m coming up to stay at yours . You will cover for me, won’t you? I’ll let you know times and stuff as soon as he says when. 







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